Outer Limits

So, I went out today. And yes, despite what the purists might try and dictate, you can start a sentence or a paragraph with ‘so’ (conjunction) nowadays, it’s acceptable, En...

Episode IV – A New Hope

A long time ago… well almost a week ago… I actually feel better today, noticeably better. I woke up feeling like me, even though I overslept and didn’t hear the alarm/tur...

The Crying Game

My eyes have been spontaneously leaking and my scar isn’t infected. But it was having an allergic reaction to something used at the incision site. Having explored the ingredients of di...

Cancer on TV

I think the lymph scar may be infected. Lesley brought round my re-upholstered chair (along with foot cushion and lumbar cushion) and it is beautiful. I started watching two new TV series (m...

Liquid Tits

Earlier today I noticed a sloshing sound in my breast where the lump was removed. It’s slightly disconcerting and sounds a bit like when you’ve drunk way way too much coke and yo...

Pain Manager

A bit like Football Manager, but with drugs and a timer.  I’m so full of codeine I can’t remember whether I’ve just taken medication or need to so I’ve started setti...